SPOILER ALERT: LOOK AWAY!!! I have seen up through "Oathkeeper" (season 4, episode 4).
How did I not see that Grandmama killed Joffrey??? Hot diggity. I knew I loved that woman from
Day 1. And I ALSO knew - somewhere in my subconscious - she wouldn't let Margaery marry him. How did I not see it??
OMG OMG OMG Margaery going to see Tommen in the middle of the night. Oh she is deliciously conniving. BUT - I am so sceeved. How the frig OLD is this kid?? Oh gross gross gross. Game of Thrones is bizarre...but THIS bizarre?? Are you KIDDING ME??
Brienne loves Jaime. I know she does. I'm dying to see them hook up. Dying. Why? I have no idea. It would be a) cute and b) a train wreck moment of epic proportions. You know she'd be on top.
Did those of you who read the books see this change of heart coming with Jamie Lannister? He went from Douche Extraordinaire to Hottie McSoftie in the course of one season! My lord he is fine. Just LOOK at that man. Brienne Loves herself some him. And I don't care what they say...I didn't see last week's sex-next-to-the-body-of-their-asshole-son creepshow as rape. Cersei was holding his face and kissing him while saying "stop it". It seemed to me like she wanted to...but realized it was pretty creepy since Jackass Joffrey was lying right there with cucumbers in his eyes. Beyond the whole brother/sister grossness, that is.
Also love how Jamie is protecting Sansa. He knows his batshit cray cray
girlfriend sister will have her killed...and SHE'S such a dumbass, she reminded him of his oath to Catelyn Stark...so now he's sending Brienne out to save her!!! MEANWHILE...Brienne might want to rethink that decision...because if Jaimie ever got near Sansa, he'd want to hop on pop now that he's a free man. AND she's a virgin. Something tells me Hottie McSoftie would dig himself some untouched Stark ass. And lordddddd...get her away from that sadist, Littlefinger!! Ewwww...he is so gross, I can't even stand to look at him on the screen! (OK so I said that about Edmure - aka Tobias Menzies - and yet now I love him so much I started
Tobias Tuesday...but that's another story, entirely.)
OMG George RR Martin is obsessed with rape and dominance. No wonder he and Diana Gabaldon breakfast together once a month. I wonder if they trade ideas.
Love Khaleesi wielding her power all over the place. I saw in the scenes for next week that she asks about King's Landing. DOH. Send her ass in there to rescue Tyrion before someone kills him!!!
Ooooh...Khaleesi-Tyrion. Khaleesi-Terion. Trask-Radio!!! WHAT A POWER COUPLE THAT WOULD BE!!!!
GROSSSSSS. OMG that cute little baby. Aaaaand this is where Carol turns off the TV and goes to bed. Lorddddddd I am not cut out for this show sometimes. I don't even know WHAT that White Walker did with his Lee Press-on nail...but something tells me it was not tickle his chin whilst cooing "coochie coochie coo." Bloooort!!!!!
OK - just googled and now realize all he did was turn the babe into a White Walker. Could've been worse (insert WTF face here).
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