SPOILER ALERT: I am caught up in season 2 of Once Upon a Time.
Dear Hook, you're hot. Love, Carol
WHEN are they going to make this guy someone's love interest?? It's just completely wrong that we have to look at him every week and know that all he's going to do is be a prick and skulk around on his invisible boat.
And does anyone really care that Rumple killed his wife by ripping out her heart? I don't. It was pretty black and skanky and needed some spring cleaning. Oops. Can't put it back. Oh well.
And how about Mulan? Wow she's such a bitch! And that's right, sister...Belle can kill the snot out of those weird Ghost Busters-looking gatekeeper beasts and you can't! So step OFF.
And bam! There goes Rumple over the line but Hook, that beast, shoots Belle...and now she has no memory (I think?) And that car from Pennsylvania hit Hook! (LOL After growing up in PA, I found that slightly amusing.) Maybe he'll HOOK up with one of the nurses. Pun intended.
American Horror Story: Best. Episode. Ever!!!
SO MUCH STUFF to catch up on!!!
American Horror Story - the greatest episode EVER was on last week. When they started dancing to the Name Game song, I thought I'd plotz right there on the couch. Not only did Evan Peters dance...but he also smiled...which is not an often occurrence with that dude.
OMG how about Sister Mary Eunice rollin' on into the incinerator with Dr. Nazi Freak on top of her?!? (James Cromwell is a god.) Was that not one of the single most amazing shots EVER in the history of television shots?!? I did NOT see that coming at all.
Predictions: EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE. LOL Assuming the journalist is going to make it out since she gives birth to that train wreck, Dylan McDermott. But what about Jude? I love her. I've loved her since Day 1 and I love her now. Nun...ho...patient...it does...not...matter! Jessica Lange just exudes cool!
That scary assed Doctor Psychopath - aka Zachary Quinto - is so juicy this season, I don't know what to do with myself. Every time they show his face, my skin crawls. It's so ingenius to take the guy who brought you comfort during half the season and make him into the most frightening character on the show. I think he's going to die a horrible death; I just don't know how it's going to go down.
Father Not-A-Virgin? OMG I knew Joe Fiennes would be fantastic - and he is all that and more. The man has absolutely mastered the art of being over-the-top in so many roles. This...Flash Forward ("There's gonna be another blackout!!!)...Camelot....he's always above and beyond with the emotions...which is sick fun to watch. I am almost hoping he gets romantic with poor, brain-zapped Sister Jude...before someone kills them both, take them into the woods and feed them to Mark Consuelos.
10PM tonight, y'all!! Get ready!!
American Horror Story - the greatest episode EVER was on last week. When they started dancing to the Name Game song, I thought I'd plotz right there on the couch. Not only did Evan Peters dance...but he also smiled...which is not an often occurrence with that dude.
OMG how about Sister Mary Eunice rollin' on into the incinerator with Dr. Nazi Freak on top of her?!? (James Cromwell is a god.) Was that not one of the single most amazing shots EVER in the history of television shots?!? I did NOT see that coming at all.
Predictions: EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE. LOL Assuming the journalist is going to make it out since she gives birth to that train wreck, Dylan McDermott. But what about Jude? I love her. I've loved her since Day 1 and I love her now. Nun...ho...patient...it does...not...matter! Jessica Lange just exudes cool!
That scary assed Doctor Psychopath - aka Zachary Quinto - is so juicy this season, I don't know what to do with myself. Every time they show his face, my skin crawls. It's so ingenius to take the guy who brought you comfort during half the season and make him into the most frightening character on the show. I think he's going to die a horrible death; I just don't know how it's going to go down.
Father Not-A-Virgin? OMG I knew Joe Fiennes would be fantastic - and he is all that and more. The man has absolutely mastered the art of being over-the-top in so many roles. This...Flash Forward ("There's gonna be another blackout!!!)...Camelot....he's always above and beyond with the emotions...which is sick fun to watch. I am almost hoping he gets romantic with poor, brain-zapped Sister Jude...before someone kills them both, take them into the woods and feed them to Mark Consuelos.
10PM tonight, y'all!! Get ready!!
Hopelessly Finished Hopeless
SPOILER ALERT: I have finished Hopeless by Colleen Hoover
Wow. I am exhausted from reading this book. I feel like I need a shower and about 8 hours of solid, mindless TV to wash it all away.
I gave it 3 out of 5 stars on Goodreads. I'm a bit confused at all the 5 star ratings and wonder if all the bloggers in the acknowledgments are really giving their honest opinion?
Why only 3 stars? Certainly not because of Colleen Hoover's writing; I enjoyed that immensely. And not because of her characters; I found them to be well thought-out and likable. Holder is a character you want to spend time with...although he gets a little too sweet toward the end and doesn't seem as real. Sky is just like so many of us who question ourselves and those around us...but don't necessarily want to know the answers. She's very endearing in that way.
So what's my deal? Well...I felt like it was two different stories; two different books. The first half is laden with googley eyes about each other when you're in high school. Don't get me wrong - I usually enjoy the sappy first love stuff...but it's a slippery slope. You can overdo it and end up rubbing your readers the wrong way. (Pun intended; nice grinding scene! Wow.) I liked the angst when it came to things like Holder getting upset over the bracelet...or leaving her house and not coming back...etc etc...but then things would seem to draw out a bit too long and I'd start losing interest until the next crisis.
One absolute joy in this book? Breckin. More, more, give me more. I'd like a series just about him. I totally want to go back to high school and look for the guy wearing bright pink shoes. Only I went to Catholic school and you got demerits for that sort of thing. I should know, I once got demerits for wearing a yellow sweater in homeroom. But I digress.
OK - so - on to the 2nd half (or last third, I should say). All the sudden you find yourself on this roller coaster ride and it's truly compelling...but you're thinking "Wait - wasn't I reading a lovely little story about young love? How does child rape fit into this?" And don't get me wrong - the last 3rd is truly interesting and riveting and upsetting...all at once. All things that make for an outstanding story. But I felt like I was a bit shell shocked and had a hard time switching gears.
Now...please don't misunderstand me. I think Colleen Hoover is a damn good writer in that she's perfectly worded (no bad comparisons of someone's eyes to a rooftop...lordddddd) and her words flow exceptionally well. I am looking forward to reading her New York Times Bestsellers, "Slammed " and "Point of Retreat " (aka girlfriend knows what she's doing.)
So - my overall synopsis? I wish Hopeless were two books. That way, I could recommend the first to my nieces in high school...and the 2nd to my book club. If I had a book club, that is. I used to, but I left because they only read horribly sad stories about things like child rape. So you get my drift. Maybe I just didn't like the subject matter of the last third of the story - even though it was thoroughly engaging and told with an abundance of tact and grace.
Really looking forward to a (friendly) discussion on this...so by all means, comment away!!
Wow. I am exhausted from reading this book. I feel like I need a shower and about 8 hours of solid, mindless TV to wash it all away.
I gave it 3 out of 5 stars on Goodreads. I'm a bit confused at all the 5 star ratings and wonder if all the bloggers in the acknowledgments are really giving their honest opinion?
Why only 3 stars? Certainly not because of Colleen Hoover's writing; I enjoyed that immensely. And not because of her characters; I found them to be well thought-out and likable. Holder is a character you want to spend time with...although he gets a little too sweet toward the end and doesn't seem as real. Sky is just like so many of us who question ourselves and those around us...but don't necessarily want to know the answers. She's very endearing in that way.
So what's my deal? Well...I felt like it was two different stories; two different books. The first half is laden with googley eyes about each other when you're in high school. Don't get me wrong - I usually enjoy the sappy first love stuff...but it's a slippery slope. You can overdo it and end up rubbing your readers the wrong way. (Pun intended; nice grinding scene! Wow.) I liked the angst when it came to things like Holder getting upset over the bracelet...or leaving her house and not coming back...etc etc...but then things would seem to draw out a bit too long and I'd start losing interest until the next crisis.
One absolute joy in this book? Breckin. More, more, give me more. I'd like a series just about him. I totally want to go back to high school and look for the guy wearing bright pink shoes. Only I went to Catholic school and you got demerits for that sort of thing. I should know, I once got demerits for wearing a yellow sweater in homeroom. But I digress.
OK - so - on to the 2nd half (or last third, I should say). All the sudden you find yourself on this roller coaster ride and it's truly compelling...but you're thinking "Wait - wasn't I reading a lovely little story about young love? How does child rape fit into this?" And don't get me wrong - the last 3rd is truly interesting and riveting and upsetting...all at once. All things that make for an outstanding story. But I felt like I was a bit shell shocked and had a hard time switching gears.
Now...please don't misunderstand me. I think Colleen Hoover is a damn good writer in that she's perfectly worded (no bad comparisons of someone's eyes to a rooftop...lordddddd) and her words flow exceptionally well. I am looking forward to reading her New York Times Bestsellers, "Slammed " and "Point of Retreat " (aka girlfriend knows what she's doing.)
So - my overall synopsis? I wish Hopeless were two books. That way, I could recommend the first to my nieces in high school...and the 2nd to my book club. If I had a book club, that is. I used to, but I left because they only read horribly sad stories about things like child rape. So you get my drift. Maybe I just didn't like the subject matter of the last third of the story - even though it was thoroughly engaging and told with an abundance of tact and grace.
Really looking forward to a (friendly) discussion on this...so by all means, comment away!!
Hope + Less = Hopeless
SPOILER ALERT: I am 5 pages into Oct 27th at 8:20 PM in HOPELESS.
Holy CRAP. This book has gotten interesting. Homeboy says "I love you, Hope" and Sky just called him out on it. And he's blatantly LYING to her by saying he never dated anyone named Hope because the color just drained out of his face when she said the name and he kindof freaked for a second about it. SHIT. WHAT is his damage???
And now I'm starting to wonder about the tattoo. HOPEless. Like he's without HOPE. As in a chickski...and not just the feeling. Shit, shit, shit. I am terrified for Sky right now. Especially after the freak out in the beginning of the book. Shit shit shit!
And I know we're going to find out she was abused...and the whole story about her mom dying and her dad not being able to take care of her is a big, ol' LIE. I bet Karen really IS her mom and she had to kick the dad out. But who gave her the bracelet???
And I have this horrendous fear nagging at me...like we're going to find out she and Holder are related or something. Just like that Matt Dillon movie where they found out they were brother and sister...but they really weren't. UGH. Now THAT is some serious angst.
And I agree with Hildy. I think Karen's against the internet / phone / tv for a reason. Like she's in hiding with her daughter. But why would she leave her alone when she goes to flea markets? So that throws a wrench in my elaboration of Hildy's theory.
Crap! Gotta go read!!!
PS - Wait. Holder's got this thing about the word "hope". Maybe that's how he thinks of Sky? As his "hope" that's coming back? So maybe he was telling SKY he loved her?
OK no more theories. I have to KNOW!!!
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Holy CRAP. This book has gotten interesting. Homeboy says "I love you, Hope" and Sky just called him out on it. And he's blatantly LYING to her by saying he never dated anyone named Hope because the color just drained out of his face when she said the name and he kindof freaked for a second about it. SHIT. WHAT is his damage???
And now I'm starting to wonder about the tattoo. HOPEless. Like he's without HOPE. As in a chickski...and not just the feeling. Shit, shit, shit. I am terrified for Sky right now. Especially after the freak out in the beginning of the book. Shit shit shit!
And I know we're going to find out she was abused...and the whole story about her mom dying and her dad not being able to take care of her is a big, ol' LIE. I bet Karen really IS her mom and she had to kick the dad out. But who gave her the bracelet???
And I have this horrendous fear nagging at me...like we're going to find out she and Holder are related or something. Just like that Matt Dillon movie where they found out they were brother and sister...but they really weren't. UGH. Now THAT is some serious angst.
And I agree with Hildy. I think Karen's against the internet / phone / tv for a reason. Like she's in hiding with her daughter. But why would she leave her alone when she goes to flea markets? So that throws a wrench in my elaboration of Hildy's theory.
Crap! Gotta go read!!!
PS - Wait. Holder's got this thing about the word "hope". Maybe that's how he thinks of Sky? As his "hope" that's coming back? So maybe he was telling SKY he loved her?
OK no more theories. I have to KNOW!!!
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